Once wasn't enough for UConn fans. They tore into me a few weeks back after I gently yawned at...
Once wasn't enough for UConn fans. They tore into me a few weeks back after I gently yawned at their basketball team's winning streak. But like I said, once wasn't enough. They came back this week, and they came back harder.
They told me I hate women. That I hate my own mother. All because I yawned at a bullying basketball team's winning streak.
Idiots. I don't hate women. Or my mom. I just hate you, UConn fans. This ain't called Not Really Hate Mail, you know.

